Monday, April 19, 2010

Paap se dharti phatee...

"Paap se dharti phatee, adharm se aasmaan,
atyachar se kaapi insaniyat, raaj kar rahe haiwaan.

Jiski hogi taakat apoorva, jiska hoga nishaana abhed,
Jo karenge inka sarvanaash, woh kehelaenge...Tridev."

Remember that opener from the 1980s blockbuster Tridev! It seems at least part of it was a prophecy! Apparently, the ground does really rupture due to sin, according to this enlightened soul.

So evidently women cause earth-shattering lust in the male mind. And since no moral codes exist for men, it may be presumed that no matter how lascivious men may be and behave, they simply do not evoke any interest from women! For if they did, women would go astray due to immoral men and cause earthquakes. What an indictment of the male ego!

The Ramayan provides an interesting contrast. During agni-pariksha, Sita begged mother earth to swallow her to end her humiliation and mother earth obliged. So is an earthquake an indictment of immoral women, or unjust men?

But women need not despair, for they are not the most harmed by this interpretation of earthquakes. It is God! For all the earth-shattering immoralities in this world can simply be reversed by prayer and repentance. It is a confirmed case of divine bribery. If only we could all agree on which God to beg to for forgiveness!

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